YOU LOVE HOT DOGS SO MUCH | Like, if you turned around right now, and a complete stranger was holding out a free hotdog for you, would you even hesitate to take it? Of course not. Even if it had a little fuzz from where the stranger accidentally dropped it on the ground because they were all excited to get you a dog and they went to quickly - you'd be like "no problem homie, thanks for the ground-dog. You tried your best, it's all good." Buy the shirt.
HOT DOGS ARE LIKE AMERICA | America is like the giant tube casing that all of the various questionable stuff is shoved into, magically creating a beautiful, delicious meatscape that is so much tastier than any individual chunk of pig throat could ever be on its own. You can wear this anywhere, and other Americans will be like "that dude gets it. Come party with me, here's a free hot dog." Which will be so great - you love hot dogs.
MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS (and Oliver, who is from Wisconsin) | this design was drawn and printed by hot dog lovers in Ann Arbor, Michigan. It made us hungry to draw and screen print, because it looks so much like a real, live hot dog. When we finished drawing the hot dog, we went out for some dogs.
TOP QUALITY INKS & EQUIPMENT | We use top-shelf inks made by QCM in Pineville, North Carolina and print them with M&R printing presses made in Illinois. Most of our screen printers were made in Michigan, except for Oliver. But we like Wisconsin, and he's great. Anyway, the day we printed these, hundreds of hot dogs were flying off the presses. It was awesome, like at the end of Independence Day when Randy Quaid flew his jet right up the alien ship's dumper. Except for printing hot dog shirts.
SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. That means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability. Hot dogs.
A Big Ol' Hot Dog | Meathead Workout Weight Lifting Hotdog Food Eating T-shirt Sport Grey B071YLXRKQ